Report: The ABC Is Only Investigating Online Sportsbetting Because They HATE Australia

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

The Betoota Advocate's Editorial team have suddenly decided this week that, while annoying, the saturation of sportsbetting advertisements in between every break of play in the cricket and football is actually a good thing.

As is the symbiotic relationship between Australia's elected Parliamentarians and the major online sportsbetting giants. Not just a good thing for Australian media, but a good thing for Australian culture.

For too long Australia has been nothing more than an ectractor economy. One that relied on digging holes in the bush and speculating on family homes. This new era of online sportsbetting represents a new boom.

It's technically a 'tech boom' when you consider how advanced the software is on these apps, and how fast it can shift markets, while simultaneously ensuring that anyone who has ever given them their phone number or email is made aware of the sweetest BONUSES in the history bookmaking.

But it's also a boom in laconic Aussie pastimes. Back in the day, HAVING A PUNT was only something you did in person on the trackside or at the pub kiosk.

Yet, the entrepreneurial spirit of Australians refuses to die. Punters now have options outside of these rigid confines. It's now a 24 hour option. Whether you're sitting in a stadium watching the game in front of you, or vaping on the toilet at 3am hoping that the missus doesn't wake up and notice that the mortgage repayments are being placed on 2nd tier American college football.

Because gambling is more than just a fun time, it's a political statement.

A way of reclaiming free will - an rebellion against government over-reach. And any so-called journalists that want to question this Aussie past time are traitors who hate our country.

Enter the ABC. The Australian Broadcasting Corporation. Also known as Always Broadcasting COMMUNISM. They hate Australia. They want to turn our country into a socialist dictatorship run by homosexuals and Filipinos.

Their attempts to smear Australia's honourable sportsbetting sector either comes from a place of extreme jealously - that they don't get to cash in on non-stop advertising like the commercial networks who keep their mouths shut - or it comes from a place of treason.

They want to ban pubs. They want to ban sport. They want to ban the elderly man at the country races spruiking odds in chalk. They want to ban BLOKES being BLOKES.

The ABC HATES AUSTRALIA.

*The Betoota Advocate's recent shift in tone and language surrounding online sportsbetting has nothing to do with the ongoing negotiations regarding the sale of this newspaper to Sportsbet.

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