Report: Somebody's Cousin's Mate Now One Of The Last Three People At Kick-Ons

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT

Despite no one really knowing who he is, Kip Anderson was one of the first to arrive at a French Quarter house party, and will now likely be the last to leave, too. 

In celebration of finally having a lease approved, Dan Rogers (24) and Patty O’Brien (25) threw a raging housewarming at their new place just off Main Street. 

The details were clear but still loose: BYO drinks, come anytime after 7pm, plus ones welcome just text Dan first. 

And so, a few hours before kick off, Dan got a text from his mate Simon from jiu jitsu asking if it was “chill” to bring along a couple of mates. 

“The more the merrier mate!” Dan wrote back.

The boys arrived right on time, sneaking round the side and suddenly appearing in the courtyard with a carton of Great Northerns each.

Introductions were made and typical pleasantries exchanged, along with some pretty shit chat until the rest of the guests started streaming in.

From there, the night really kicked off, but it was Kip Anderson, Simon’s mate’s cousin, who did the rounds. 

As night turned to morning, partygoers finished up their sesh, including Simon and his mate.

Kip, however, kept at it.

Plus, he brought a joint along - the perfect in for staying til kick-ons. 

Kip is now one of the last three stragglers left, the other two are Paddy’s mate from uni and Dan’s situationship. 

He says once the speaker dies, he’ll clear out.