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The warring factions of this decades Middle East conflict have today been urged to pop some time's into each other's calendars for a quick WIP (standing, seated or online).
With synergy clearly a long way from being achieved, the different stakeholders involved in the large scale project that is the Iran war have been told to get together and work through the next steps.
"Yeah, the tissue session clearly didn't work, so it's time for everyone to circle back to resolve the schedule of work," explained local Betoota project manager and LinkedIn expert Ethan Sanders today.
This comes after the supposed ceasefire deal between Iran, America and Israel was shattered just hours after Israel pretended they were going to abide by it.
Confusingly, all sides of the conflict have seemed to offer up different accounts of what was agreed, with Lebanon being one of the contested issues.
Iran says Lebanon were apart of the ceasefire deal, while America and Israel say it wasn't and as such Israel was all sweet to fire off some ballistics.
Vice President, JD Vance has admitted Israel need to 'check themselves,' in a strong admission that some error may in part rest with his stakeholders.
It's unknown when or if the WIP will take place, with the world praying it occurs before the economy and fraying global order are destroyed.
More to come.
