Report: Only Big Haydos Could Wear A Big Fucking Fuck Off Hat Like That

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In some breaking news from the Golden West, Big Haydos has done it again.

The former barrel chested opening batsman has rocked up to lunch on Day 1 wearing his now trademark, big fuck off hat.

The fashion equivalent of walking down the pitch at an opening bowler, big Dos has reminded Australia that he always has, and always will, do things his own way.

"Yeah only Haydos can get away with that stuff," confirmed local Betoota fashionista and gossip commentator Mercedes Moran.

"But he's always had swagger."

"It does help when you are a 190 big boy from Kingaroy to be fair."

"But you've still gotta have the stones to rock that as a lunch time presenter for a major TV network."

"Because sure as shit there be people telling him not to rock that."

"But it's good to see Big Dos still does what Big Dos wants."

"So good on him."