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Report: Florida Swinging Like A Dick In Trackies
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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the results from the US election begin to flow in from the Eastern states of America, the State of Florida is flip-flopping around like an early morning or post-shower pre-bed dick in trackies.
The crucial state of Florida is swinging back and forth, from blue to red every few minutes, as the votes get furiously counted from one of the boomer belts in the States.
Florida has supported the winner of the presidential election since 1996 and is deemed crucial to the success of Donald Trump in today’s election.
The quick counting of the votes is believed to be behind the free-balling swinging back and forth, with some more definite results expected very soon.
More to come.