Reminder For Your Italian Mates: Cape Verde Made The World Cup. Hahahaha.

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Today is April the 2nd.

The day after April the 1st, when many pranks are played by people all across the world and all across the social media landscape.

However, for those of us hoping to wake up to the news that Italy missing the World Cup was some sick joke, unfortunately (or fortunately depending upon how you look at it) that is not the case.

Yep, it's worth reminding your Italian mates today that they aren't going to the World Cup, for the 3rd time in a row.

Hahahahahahahahaha.

Yep, just in case they forgot, or were hoping of waking up from some sick footballing fever dream, they haven't, because they absolutely bottled it against Bosnia and Herzegovina yesterday.

Even with FIFA literally expanding the World Cup to 48 teams to make room for the Italians (and make fuck loads of money), they still couldn't make it.

Which is actually even funnier when you remember that Cape Verde made the World Cup.

Hahahaha.

They are literally the size of that cute little canal city in Italy, and not far of the population of that city.

Oh, and don't forget Curacao with their 150,000 strong mega population making it to the World Cup as well.

Which is actually probably even funnier.

Anyway, please feel free to forward to any and all of your Italian mates to remind them that the mighty nation of Cape Verde will be waving the flag at this year's World Cup.

More to come.