Random Child At Bouldering Gym Putting Everyone To Shame

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A small child has wreaked havoc in a bouldering gym this morning, causing many of the adult climbers to feel a deep sense of shame as he effortlessly scaled a difficult wall without warming up.

Climbers who were getting a quick climb in before work, remark that the child was able complete a V6 climb in roughly one minute flat, before effortlessly jumping down from the top.

“Yeah fuck me, I’ve been trying to tackle that wall for months and that kid just cheesed it”, says 30 year old Josh, who’s been climbing three times a week for a year, “can’t have been older than eight.”

Anne, 32, who’s been a member of 180 Degrees for roughly six months, says the kid ran up to the wall like they were in a jungle gym.

“Usually when kids come in, they’re pretty good but they use whatever colours they want instead of following a set route”, explains Anne, “but this kid was an expert.”

“Here I am, watching tutorials and reading climbing tips like an idiot.”

“Honestly I don’t know why I bother.”

More to come.