Queensland Woman Says The Bog Water Was Forgivable But This Haircut Is Not

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A Queensland woman has today confirmed that although she forgave Reece Walsh for his bog drinking incident, she draws the line at his new haircut.

Logging into Instagram this morning, Maya Lemming, 24, was horrified to discover the Broncos fullback had done what every bloke seems to do at least one point in their life - shaving off his beautiful mop the moment it reached the perfect length.

Having given Walshy his first ever strike a few months ago after a video emerged of him drinking from a freshly installed toilet, Maya says the new haircut may potentially be the second or even third strike, depending on how he long he decides to rock it.

She tells our reporter more about this horrifying incident.

“It ruined my morning. Why would he do this to me?”, sighed Maya, looking genuinely heartbroken, “it’s like the 2024 Tony Armstrong haircut all over again!”

“I'm putting him on four weeks probation, otherwise I'm moving on to Jesse Arthars!

More to come.