Queensland Stoner Who Didn’t Study For School Exams Feels Like The Luckiest Kid On Earth Right Now

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A stoner kid from Queensland who skipped a huge portion of his ancient history classes currently feels like the luckiest person on planet earth right now.

Jake Finch (17), a lovable yet occasionally mischivious boy with a love for the mary jane, was feeling slightly under prepared for his ancient history exam earlier this week.

After spending most of the year prioritising bongs, Jake had accepted his fate as a future TAFE enrolment.

However, in a stunning turn of events, the universe aligned for Jake when it was revealed that nine Queensland schools had accidentally taught the completely wrong topic.

While Jake had spent his study periods taking “mental health breaks” behind the sports shed, his high achieving classmates had spent months studying Augustus.

Unfortunately for them, the exam was on Julius Caesar.

“I was fully ready to draw a sad face on the paper and walk out” Jake told reporters while eating an entire packet of Shapes.

“But when I saw everyone else panicking, I realised for once I wasn’t the most cooked person in the room.”

Jake says his preparation consisted of watching the film Gladiator and a single Horrible Histories YouTube clip at 1am the night before.

“Turns out that was more useful than a whole term of notes” he shrugged.

Teachers are said to be furious, claiming the mishap has taught Jake the worst possible lesson. Jake disagrees.

“I think the lesson is clear. Never try too hard. Trust the vibes. Everything will always work itself out”