PM Who Took 6 Months To Order Enough Jabs Surprisingly Hasn’t Evacuated Afghan Terps Either

IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | Contact

The Prime Minister has shrugged off suggestion that he does everything last minute and/or when there’s substantial public pressure, telling The Advocate this morning that everything he does has been in the pipeline at some point.

Scott Morrison then went onto suggest that if the media thinks they could do a better job running the country, they should have a go.

“You see, we’ve already brought 400 or so Afghanis to Australia who helped the war effort, which makes your suggestion that everything I do is a kneejerk reaction to something that’s popular among voters complete furphy,” said Scott.

“And I was always planning on getting Australia jabbed up against this economic wrecking ball known as the super spicy cough to people in your part of the world,”

“So I’m not sure what you’re getting at. Everything is going exactly to plan, exactly how I imagined it.”

More to come.