Younger Sibling Cracks The Shits After Brother Receives Piece Of Cake 1/18th Larger Than Theirs
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local child is alleged to have cracked the shits over the weekend, after his mum
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
ANF THEY LOVE IT! A woman who regularly gives her parents movie and show recommendations has learned that they’ve yet again opted to watch some random TV series she’s never heard of before, with actors who haven’t been relevant in over ten years.
Calling up her mum this morning to see if she was watching Dexter, Anita Hobbs discovered that no, her true crime loving mother hadn’t watched a single episode and doesn’t intend to.
Instead Julie and Greg are watching a sci-fi show from 2014 called ‘Dark Terminal’, which has a score of 39% on Rotten Tomatoes and a plot line described as ‘mediocre’, ‘ham fisted’ and ‘nonsensical.’
But according to Julie, it’s the best show she’s seen all year, though she can’t offer any tangible details about the plot, save for how good the actors are.
“It’s so good Anita, you should watch it. It’s got that guy from that movie…you know the one where he dies in the van?” said Julie, never one to give too many details away, “he was in that porn movie?”
“Anyway, god he’s good! I’m surprised he’s not a big Hollywood star. Whatever happened to him? Oh and the little girl in it is so talented! Good little actress, really believable.”
“And it’s got that woman from Love Actually. The one with the legs?”
“She looks good for age though, I reckon she’s had some work.”
More to come.