People Who've Railed The Hardest Against Renewable Energy The Angriest About Fuel Crisis

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In some truly shocking news from the nation's political sphere, a number of noise merchants are making some noise.

With the country gripped by a 'fuel crisis' - some of our nation's hardest working political figures are making sure to combat the issue at hand.

By yelling into whatever microphone they can get their hands on about how the country's farmers are about to be left high and dry and little old grannies will be stranded in their apartments.

Similarly to the toilet paper crisis that saw places run out of toilet paper because everyone panicked and dropped everything they were doing to go and get as much loo roll as possible - large companies have sensed a supply and demand payday and decided to make a motza.

That's seen the political characters who've spent their careers railing against alternative fuel sources start beating the drum about how the country only has 50 days of fuel left - as if we are suddenly going to stop let large petro states price gouge us for fuel and let the country turn into a Mad Max dystopia.

On top of being reluctant to point out how misleading the 'we only have 50 days of fuel stat is' they also seem pretty chill on the fact that the guys who've spent decades trying to stop the country having alternative fuel sources and energy security are the ones banging on about not potentially having fuel shortages and energy security.

More to come, much more noise to come.