Peace Talks Collapse With “Total Annihilation” Still A Bit Of A Sticking Point For Iran

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The world has let out another collective groan over the weekend, after revelations that the latest round of peace talks in the Middle East had failed.

After a mammoth 21 hours of meetings, with a few notes actually taken this time around, the talks collapsed.

Taking place in Islamabad, with Pakistan trying to sort this shit out, Iran and America once again failed to come to an agreement on trying to stop this conflict.

A number of issues have been identified, with one of the major sticking points reportedly being the threat to wipe out an entire civilisation from the man in charge of the American side of negotiations.

"Yeah I think they fact that the United States President said he was going to totally annihilate Iran in a fit of rage might still be causing a few issues," said Winston Charles, a local history professor at South Betoota Polytechnic.

"Obviously the other stuff like the relentless bombing of Lebanon which has already killed 2000 people and displaced millions is also a bit of a sticking point too."

It's now unclear if there will be another round of talks, with both sides threatening to up the ante.

America has now declared it will totally blockade the Strait of Hormuz, with the Iranian regime mocking the decision for what it will do to already ballooning prices.

Our government has yet to confirm whether it will join the blockade, instead pleading for ceasefire talks to resume - as if anyone is listening to us.

More to come.