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World News

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Local News

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Podcasts

Pauline’s Pat On The Back, Poor Property Owners & Sam Newman – Thursday 14th May

Congratulations for Pauline Hanson, a poor property owners plight, and Sam Newman shanks one – Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey bring you your daily news wrap, live from the Budgy Smuggler Bedroom.