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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Yep, go on. If you can and are able, enjoy one, two or however fucking many

Sports

Knights Fan Decides 8th Place On The Ladder Is Good Enough For Him To Spend $350 Driving To Sydney This Arvo

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An overly enthusiastic Novocastrian is driving across the Trey Mooney Mooney Bridge today, as

Local News

That’s Enough Out Of You Mate: 21st Speech Cut Short After Overly Detailed Bali Story

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Formalities at Samuel Hoot’s 21st birthday celebration have been cut short after a rather questionable

Podcasts

Pauline’s Pat On The Back, Poor Property Owners & Sam Newman – Thursday 14th May

Congratulations for Pauline Hanson, a poor property owners plight, and Sam Newman shanks one – Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey bring you your daily news wrap, live from the Budgy Smuggler Bedroom.