Oscar Piastri Disqualified From Las Vegas GP Because His Car Was Fucked

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Oscar Piastri has been disqualified from the Las Vegas Grand Prix after FIA officials discovered that his McLaren was completely fucked.

According to the post-race inspection, the rear skid wear on Piastri’s piece of shit car was below the minimum 9mm thickness required. Which means the underside of the car was the spot where it was most fucked. McLaren tried to argue it was wasn't fucked but the FIA confirmed that even after double-checking it, the car was still very much fucked.

Piastri had finished fourth on the road after a messy opening lap and a decent recovery, but none of that matters when your car is fucked. The stewards ruled it an unintentional breach, which is motorsport-speak for we know you didn’t mean to drive a fucked car, but rules are rules.

In the end, Piastri walks away with zero points and a car that needs to be crushed into a cube and disposed of, because it is fucked.

More to come.