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In some frustrating news for Drive to Survivors and actual diehard Formula 1 fans, Oscar Piastri has had a rather rough evening in Brazil.
The Melbourne starlet who had led the Drivers Championship for most of the season finished 5th in Sao Paulo this morning Australian time.
Annoyingly, his English teammate finished first, extending his lead at the top of the table, with just 3 races to go.
That has lead to swirling rumours that Oscar is about to put his controller through the fucking wall.
Speaking exclusively to The Advocate, Piastri confirmed this championship is doing his head in.
"I swear to god aye," he sighed.
"If I get one more bullshit call or banana peel thrown on the road in front of me..."
"The controller is getting hurled."
"I've had enough."
"I was this close last night to splattering it into multiple pieces, but managed to restrain myself to just biting one end of it in a fit of rage."
"But seriously, I'm off it."
When pressed on whether he would rage quit, Piastri stirringly dismissed the question.
"Never bro."
"I might rage smash a controller, but maybe that will mean I have better luck with a new one."
"Fingers crossed."