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With the sands of the political landscape shifting significantly this year, a huge line has been drawn in the new dunes forming.
Pauline Hanson, the decades long rabble rouser who has made and sustained a name for herself by relentlessly attacking brown people, has dropped a bombshell!
The One Nation leader has revealed a grand plan to release a second policy.
Yes, you are reading that correctly.
In the coming weeks, Pauline Hanson is set to unveil a second policy position other than the extremely vague stance on brown people being bad and demanding they be kicked out of the country.
It's not yet known how much influence Gina Rinehart (the mining billionaire who has been flying Pauline around and offering lord knows what else to try and have her policy objectives achieved) or the likes of the NRA, overseas dark billionaire money funding hard right groups will have on this new policies.
Pauline however has exclusively let The Betoota Advocate in on what the policy might entail.
It's a policy aimed at materially improving the lives of a growing poverty and working poor class - banning rainbow flags.
The stunning move is set to combat the housing crisis, the cost of living crisis, the energy crisis and the looming economic crisis set to be caused by lots of people losing their jobs to computers.
"Pretty nifty isn't it," said Pauline, in the weird voice she does where she sounds like she's about to cry.
The full details are set to be revealed in a one page document to come.