“Okay, Who’s Got The Fucking Sandpaper?!” Yells Nation

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact

The nation has given permission to our cricketers to lie, cheat and steal their way to a Test victory in Brisbane this afternoon.

As the imminent humiliation of a famous moment in Indian cricket hurtles closer – the dangerously competitive edge of our nation is on show.

As things become increasingly desperate at the Gabba, cricket fans around the country want to know who has the fucking sandpaper.

More to come.