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In exciting news out of the Royal Lady of Our Sacred Heart Hospital, Matt and Tina Cooper have welcomed their new little baby boy into the world.
Their son, Rhys Walter Cooper, was born measuring a modest 30cm in height and a generous 4.1kg, which medically speaking makes him a nugget.
Matt and Tina, a couple of nuggets themselves, are reportedly doing well and are smitten with their offspring.
According to hospital records, Rhys is not the most nuggetty baby ever born at RLOSHH, that honor belongs to Rachael Wilson who was born back in 2001, weighing 4.2kg with a length of 28.5cm.
Dr. Lee Walsh, the OB/GYN who delivered both babies, said she wasn’t surprised by Rhys’s size.
“When you put two nuggets together you don’t get a chip, do you.”
More to come.