NRL360 Now Outperforming The Actual NRL For Drunken Brawls And DUI Charges

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

Braith Anasta and Gorden Tallis couldn’t be more happy about their decision to take part in Dry July as ‘The Curse Of 360’ claims another victim.

Fox League are reportedly now considering inviting only non-drinkers to join the NRL360 panel moving forward, with famous teetotaller ex-player Wayne Pearce tipped as a potential replacements for the most recent empty chair.

Rugby league’s most high-profile Christians, Jason Stevens and Ben Hannant, have also been considered as potential co-hosts.

This comes as yet another veteran rugby league journalist, and regular face on the now infamous Fox Sports rugby league panel show NRL 360, has been sacked by the network after being charged with extremely high range drink-driving in New South Wales last Thursday.

It is believed an entire street in Sydney’s inner-west played host to a pinball game of drunken prangs, as NRL reporter James Hooper once again gave merit to the theory that journalists behave worse than most footballers.

However, there is little excuse for grown men in their 40s and 50s to be conducting themselves in such a way, especially when they have made careers out of belittling and ridiculing teenage athletes for their own poor choices.

But now it seems that NRL360 might actually be rivalling the actual NRL when it comes to poor choices, after the public bore witness to several years of increasingly unhinged drunken behaviour from a number of panellists.

NRL360 is now actively outperforming the entire professional rugby league playing group when it comes to alcohol-fuelled violence, driving convictions and near record-breaking binge drinking performances.

In a weird turn of events, the younger crop of middle aged rugby league journalists have somehow created a universe where veteran reporter Buzz Rothfield is by far the most respectable guest to ever appear on the panel.

The show’s mainstay host, former NRL player Braith Anasta, was reportedly back in the gym early this morning – ensuring that he doesn’t descend in to heavy pissheadery of the blokes that never laced up the boots and instead chose to make a career out of criticising those who did.

The NRL360 desk has now been lowered, as it no longer needs to accomodate the high horses of contrarian NRL pundits.