Nooooo Albo Not Again! NewsCorp Convices Prime Minister To Play 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' Live On Stage

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After a frantic 24-hours spent hosing down his last scandal, it seems that the Australian Prime Minister has managed to put himself in another wildly counterproductive situation.

And once again, his political advisors are panicking.

This follows a week of clangers from Albanese, who has faced extreme backlash from female voters are labelling the former Australian of the Year Grace Tame as 'difficult' during a game of rapid fire word association during a media event in Melbourne.

Both Tame and every fed up woman in Australia have since criticised Prime Minister Anthony Albanese's attempted apology.

Mr Albanese said he was referring to Grace Tame's "difficult life" when explaining his comment at an event in Melbourne.

Tame has since labelled this excuse as a "a patronising cop out" on social media.

However, with a major downfall battering the east coast and NRL Vegas round about to begin, the Prime Minister was almost out of the woods.

That was until he mindlessly inserted himself back into the Australian news cycle today.

After once again deciding to join his fairweather friends from the Murdoch media group on stage for another fruitless event, Albanese allowed himself to be put in yet another compromising position, as a Sky News journalist invited him to play 'fuck, marry, kill'.

"Sure, why not!" said the Prime Minister, as the NewsCorp journos excitedly braced themselves for another soundbite that could possibly bury his career.

At time of press, the Prime Minister's office were unable to respond to questions from the Betoota Advocate due to an abundance of phone calls from the press gallery and general public.

Meanwhile Deputy PM Richard Marles is reportedly weighing up his position on the front bench after learning that Albanese would prefer to kill him over Barnaby Joyce and David Pocock.