New Year Resolution To Visit The Library Results In Forgetful Woman Accidentally Becoming Major Book Thief

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A local woman's commendable resolution to start using her local library more often has resulted in her accidentally stealing a considerable amount of books that she will never read.

Jenna Harlow (34), who landed on the wholesome new years resolution last November, swears she had only good intentions.

"I just wanted to read more while also supporting a vital yet often overlooked public service! I swear" said the book thief.

Jenna, who borrowed nine books on January 6th, insists that the silly season activities distracted her from her reading goals, and the books due date.

"At first I was one week late, then two, then a month went by, and now it would just be really awkward to hand them back in after all the emails they've sent me" she explained.

Those reminder emails, which began in a friendly tone, have reportedly developed into what Jenna describes as slightly aggressive.

Friends have suggested simple solutions, including returning the books, using the after-hours chute, or at least calling ahead. Jenna believes the situation has moved beyond logistics.

“At this stage it’s not about the books” she said. 

“It’s about the vibe. I can’t walk in there like nothing happened.”

The nine titles remain untouched on her bedside table, including Atomic Habits, which Jenna now admits she's probably never going to get around to

"I'm starting to feel like I'm only going to commit to reading a book if I actually spend money on it"