New Bride Losing Steam On The Wedding Photo Roll-Out Turns To AI To Punch Up Her Captions

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT

Hundreds of white flags are being waved across Betoota this morning as the local community calls for a bride to cease firing off her barrage of wedding content.

The news comes as one Harriet Lillian-Nicol, a 30 year old fashion publicist, peppers everyone’s news feed with multiple carousels of her wedding day.

After tying the knot almost two weeks ago, it appears Harriet is on a mission to ensure every single human on earth sees the most banal details of her wedding, right down to the name cards she put on the table and her groom’s custom socks.

Taking to social media again tonight, Harriet has reportedly needed to call in the help of ChatGPT to knock up a social media caption, given she’s run out of captions in her Notes app that she’s been jotting down for the past few months.

Posting another eight tile carousel to her Instagram account this afternoon, Harriet took the time to show off a blitz of dancefloor content, and to thank a local RSL DJ for playing “Mr Brightside” at the right time of the night.

“Two souls, one story, just getting started,” Harriet posted. “Our hearts are synced, our future is loading, and we can’t wait to experience every moment together. Thank you @DJ_Limewire for being you. What a night – So many memories made. Over n’ out. Until tomorrow (hehe).

Speaking to one former school mate of the bride, it’s believed Harriet is close to copping a muting, or an unfollow, if she keeps this wedding content carry on up.

“Babe we know what a wedding table looks like, give it rest,” complained Charlotte Moro, who herself went on a wedding content spam-a-thon over a year ago.

“Bout the double hyphens are giving her away. This whole roll-out has been put through a data centre!"

More to come.