Nats Send A ‘U Up?’ Text To The Liberals After Realising Nobody Else Wants To Get Fucked By Them

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

The National Party of Australia have today been forced to send the humiliating ‘U Up’ message, after a tough couple of days out in the wilderness.

After learning the hard way that grass isn’t always greener on the other side, the Nats have been caught out embarrassingly sending their ex a text message in the early hours of the morning.

Following a spectacular public break up on Monday, where both sides aired their dirty laundry and professed to be better off alone, the Nationals have met with the Liberals this morning.

The bombshell hook up that’s seen the two parties locked in an embrace in the spare bedroom as the kids play in the living room, comes after the feuding pair had talked a big game about going their own way.

With former leaders and power brokers all coming out to say how bad the break up was, it’s believed the Nats and Libs are now trying to flesh out a deal that sees the Coalition back together again.

It’s unknown what the compromises would be in regards to voting, ministerial positions and nuclear power, but it’s believed Senator James McGrath is very relieved mum and dad might be getting back together.

Both sides have yet to comment on the steamy rendezvous.

More to come.