Nation’s Journalists Currently Conducting A Masterclass On Waffling Until The Results Come Through

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From Byron Bay to Bunbury, the nation’s journalists are going through their warm ups, ahead of the their grand final really heating up.

As polls close across the country, the people tasked with informing us of what our next government will look like, are desperately trying to fill time.

Waiting until the 0.1% of the votes get counted in some Western Sydney or North Melbourne seat, the likes of Sandra Sully, Hugh Rimington, Charles Croucher and Sarah Ferguson are giving some colour to what promises to be a rather intriguing night for people who care.

The Betoota Advocate is currently filling the Gooch period of election night with a few XXXX Golds and some Pizza Hut until the Channel 10 producers call on us to give some dribbly insights.

More to come.