Mum’s Already Had Her Own ‘State Of Origin’ This Week

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

A local mother of 3 has today confirmed to our esteemed regional newspaper that she hasn’t really got it in her tonight.

Cherryl O’Neil from Betoota Heights explained to our reporter that she’s actually quite emotionally drained, and isn’t actually that excited for the State of Origin decider.

“Yeah, my Origin decider was actually Monday afternoon,” she laughed.

“The verdict coming down and then the torrent of new information flooding every single news and social media channel now the suppression orders have been lifted.”

“It’s just been too much,” said the local nurse who has consumed countless hours of podcasts on the mushroom trial.

“So as I’ve told the kids in the family group chat, I’ll watch the game with your father, but he shouldn’t be surprised if I’m not too engaged.”

Her comments come as the Eastern Seaboard prepares for the biggest Origin decider in recent memory.

“Yes, I know it’s a big deal and all, but it will be on again next year.”

“We don’t get trails like Patterson’s very often.”

More to come.