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A local university student has today increased his net worth by a significant margin.
19-year-old comms student Brenton Harris did so a short time ago when he filled his Hyundai Getz up to the very brim.
After a big weekend helping his older sister move house, he quickly pulled into the servo with her to give the Getz a little tipple and pick up a naughty 2fa electrolyte deal.
Seeking to remunerate her little brother for all the help, Brenton's older sister kindly told him to pull the trigger on the petrol bowser until it stopped.
Blown away by the kind and generous offer, Breton felt the reckless abandon of simply letting the petrol flow through at an eye watering expensive rate.
"Holy shit, I don't think I've felt that since I filled up dad's car when I was a 16-year-old passenger."
"Man, that was special," he said.
On top of providing her brother with security for the next few weeks, Brenton's sister has actually also double the value of the young man's car.
"It's gotta be worth at least twice as much now," she laughed.
"6 month's rego and a full tank of fuel in this economy."
"You'd be looking at a pretty penny for that."
"I hope he enjoys it while it lasts."