Mate Who Thinks Unregulated Online Sportsbetting Is Destroying The Fabric Of Society Actually Just A PUSSY!

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A recent report has found that everyday citizens who take issue with Australia's fun-loving culture of online gambling are actually cowards who need to hand over their man-card.

In fact, anyone who feels the need to sit on their moral high horse about the marketing, promotion and customer engagement tactics of Australian sportsbetting apps is more often than not projecting their own shortcomings as Australian man.

That's according to the independent but extremely well-funded pro-online gambling community group Fair And Reasonable Citizens Against Needless Sportsbetting Laws, Institutional Control, Unfair National Sentiment (FARCANSILICUNS).

The study was conducted through examining the responses of both qualitative and quantitive data samples provided by a combination of foreign-owned Australian sportsbetting apps.

The survey showed that 1 in 10 blokes at every bucks party are eventually going to complain about the fact that they do not enjoy watching Sky Racing in a serviced apartment, while every other bloke is bouncing between the 3-5 different gambling apps they have downloaded to their phones.

It has also found that the vast majority of population believe that criticising sportsbetting is 'woke' and 'something that only bi-curious yuppies' would do.

Over 98.9% of respondents believed that their own friends who flag concerns about the media saturation of sportsbetting odds and offers are actually just 'pussies' - whose opinions should be disregarded.

Other labels include 'wowser', 'buzzkill', 'fun sponge' - and the most common 'soft cock'.

The report also identified that any calls for regulating the online sportsbetting sector are 'alarmist' and 'un-Australian' - and that most of the anecdotal examples of young men destroying their lives and losing their family homes due to extreme addictions to highly intrusive and psychonalystically optimised algorithms are either 'greatly exaggerated' or centred around 'mug punters who only have themselves to blame'.

The study also found that 'Please Gamble Responsibly' is more than enough, and any further cautions or warnings would constitute extreme government over-reach.