Man’s Bad Feeling About Coworker Confirmed After He Turns Up To Work In A Dragons Jersey

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A French Quarter city worker has told this masthead that he’s always had a bad feeling about one of his coworkers, that he was either into some really heavy plastic bedsheet type stuff or something worthy of a public kinkshame.

However, this afternoon around three, Dale Clarke saw Greg Boing wearing a St George Illawarra Dragons jersey in the foyer.

“I fucken knew it,” said Dale.

“He’s a Dragons supporter. You know when you just know a bloke is up to no good? I had that feeling with Greg. Mate, he rubbed me the wrong way since day dot. That silly fucken look on his face the whole time,”

“How he quotes Shaun the Dead all the time. You know, I thought I was going mad but now I have a reason to dislike him.”

More to come.