Manly Players To Celebrate Night Off With Pokies Session Followed By Some Coked Up Group Sex

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT

A time-rich group of Manly Sea Eagles has today revealed to The Betoota Advocate how they plan to spend their Thursday night.

The players who won’t be taking the field at 4 Pines Park (formerly known as Lottoland) have explained that they’ll have quite a night on their hands.

With a night off, the players say they’ll be heading to the mammoth RSL down the road before picking up a few bags and heading back to one of the boy’s houses for some group sex.

“Yeah, gonna kick off with a bit of a punt and a few beers before finishing up with a bun,” said one of the players, using the rugby league euphemism for group sex.

“I mean, we won’t have a win under our belt, but hosting a group sex session with multiple men and a single woman is a rugby league tradition,” continued the man of faith covered in sleeve tattoos.

“It’s part of the fabric of the game of Rugby League.”

The cashed-up young men who get paid 100’s of 1000’s of dollars to play sport said they are looking forward to having a 6th night off this week.

“Gonna be good to blow off a bit of a steam,” said the young man.

“That’s something to celebrate,” finished the young footy player whose teammates have no issues standing by teammates who are domestic violence abusers or wearing a massive gambling logo on the front of their jersey.

More to come.