Man With Tucked In Short Sleeve Shirt And A Satchel Either An Ex-Con Or Mormon Door Knocker

Man With Tucked In Short Sleeve Shirt And A Satchel Either An Ex-Con Or Mormon Door Knocker

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A man meandering around Brisbane's CBD is up to something it can be confirmed.

The bloke wearing a short sleeve button up shirt, some loafers and jeans with a satchel and a bald head is definitely planning to have a chat to someone.

While it's yet to be determined whether that person is a parole officer or an unsuspecting civilian about to hear the world of the good lord, someone is having a conversation they aren't that fussed on.

"Yeah, I reckon he's a mormon," said one passerby killing time before a bucks party tonight.

"He's too clean cut."

"No tattoos, a polite mannerism, and he's actively trying to make eye contact as opposed to avoiding it."

"Which given his staring problem, if he was an ex crim, would mean he wants to go back to the pen."

"So yeah I'm just gonna assume he's trying to get people to join his religious movement."

Another passerby said while he could be a white collar criminal, he definitely feels like a man of the lord.

"I know the kids like the tucked in check shirts these days, but those brown hush puppies are a tell tale sign I reckon."

"He's creeping me out to be honest, I swerved him pretty hard."

Our reporter mulled over the idea of talking to him, before deciding to go and find a pig and whistle instead.

More to come.

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