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A local sadist has raised alarm bells among staff and customers at a Subway, after he made the heinous decision to order a subway sandw\ich with those weird steamed eggs on them.
“We always just treated them as decorations, we’ve never had anyone actually order it” explained one shell shocked Subway worker.
Tristan Godfrey (29), the man at the centre on the storm, claims that he’s a totally normal guy that enjoys egg sandwiches.
“If I’m making a sandwich at home I always love chucking an egg in it, so I don’t really see a difference if I’m ordering it from Subway” explained Tristan.
While Tristan claims the eggs at Subway are fine, fellow customers see it very differently.
“They look like play food, perfectly circular with that cloudy yoke… there’s just something so uncanny about those eggs” Said one customer.
“How long have they been sitting there for?”
Multiple witnesses reported hearing an audible squelch as the egg was lifted with tongs, followed by a collective gasp from the queue.
One mother shielded her child’s eyes, whispering “Don’t look, sweetie” as Tristan’s sandwich was assembled.
A staff member admitted they had to Google how to actually serve the eggs, as the procedure hadn’t been used since 2018.
Despite the backlash, Tristan says he stands by his choice, claiming it gives the sandwich “a bit of a McMuffin vibe to it”