Man Vows To Keep Wasting Washing Detergent In Every Slot Instead Of Learning Which One Is Correct

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A local bachelor has decided to stand firm in his continued promise to himself to keep wasting washing detergent simply because he doesn't know which slot to put the liquid in each cycle.

"I know I'm never going to go to the effort to actually figure out if it goes in the left or right slot so all I can do is play it safe and fill both" explained James Singh (24).

James says the habit began years ago when he first moved out of home and realised that washing machines, unlike microwaves, do not come with pictures telling you where things go. 

He quickly adopted his current strategy of blind overcompensation.

"Honestly, I think the machine can sort it out" he added, gesturing confidently toward a washer that has spent the past six months making worrying groaning noises.

Despite multiple flatmates attempting to show him the correct compartment, James says the information never sticks.

James says he is totally fine wasting 50% of washing detergent for the rest of his life simply for the peace of mind and the ability to never have to make the effort to learn where it goes.

Local appliance repair experts say James is not alone, noting that many young Australians adopt the “just pour it everywhere and hope for the best” approach.

At time of writing James was seen topping up both slots once again, proudly declaring that he knows his clothes will get a good wash this way.