Local Man Stumbles Across His Crypto Portfolio In Bin

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

A local man has today been reminded of the whereabouts of a nice portion of his savings.

Andy Boldin (31) of Werribee Crescent in Betoota Heights says he was kind of shocked when he stumbled across his cryptocurrency portfolio.

"Yeah I just found it in the bin actually," laughed Boldin, who has since learnt that some shitcoins he invested in are worth like 10% of what they were.

"Really nice surprise on a Friday afternoon."

"Good to know where it ended up though," said the man who was contemplating a house deposit a couple of years ago but cleverly talked himself out of it.

"Yeah, not really sure what's gone on with the price of crypto though."

"I thought Trump was supposed to send it to the moon?"

"Turns out he sent it into my garbage bin."

"Fuck my life."

When pressed on his plans for the portfolio he laughed.

"No point selling it now is there."

"I guess I just sit on my hands until it starts rocketing up again for whatever reason."

"I hope."