Man Receives Strongest Proof Yet That We're Living In A Simulation After Tigers Finish Round 6 On Top Of NRL Ladder

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A cynical free thinker from Betoota's French Quarter has this morning found himself contemplating the big stuff.

Aaron Jones (31), a an office cubicle guy in our Old City District, said he's beginning to think it's implausible we are living in anything other than a simulation.

The stunning claim from the relatively well liked and normal young man is apparently based on a number of factors.

However, he says one fresh bit of evidence is the strongest proof yet that we are living in a simulation.

The rugby league team the Wests Tigers surging out of their cellar dwelling to break the algorithm and sit equal 1st on points with the Penrith Panthers atop the NRL Ladder.

"Yeah, if you ever needed proof that we are all just numbers inside some giant algorithm while some unknown force harvests our bodies inside a cell somewhere in space - that might just be it."

"Every now and then a little bug gets into the system and proves that it is fallible."

"Which could be one of the operators trying to encourage us to break free of our giant test tubes in the sky and rise up."

"Or it could just be a momentary glitch in the hardware."

"Or it could just be a Monday morning after a big weekend and Tigers have had a really nice run against some average teams in good situational spots."

"Because they can't actually be good."

"It's not possible," said the long suffering fan.

"Anyway, I've got to get back to my desk."

More to come.