Man gets a root after using Wipe On Sex Appeal from pub vending machine

25 June, 2014. 12:14

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• The man was drinking at the Betoota Hotel
• Said to have consumed over sixteen standard drinks
• In the moments after buying the pheromone wipe, he instantly became “fuckable” says woman.

A VISIBLY INTOXICATED local man says he had intercourse with a transient woman after purchasing a pheromone wipe from a hotel restroom.

Witnesses say the man left the licensed premises with the woman at 2:45am EDST and was not seen again until the next morning.

“My mates have been shouting my name in funny voices and slapping me on the back all morning,” says the man.

“But yeah. It was good. I really gave it to her,”

“She took everything I threw at her. I even bottomed out a few times and it didn’t worry her,” he said.

The woman at the centre of the controversial hook-up says that she was drawn to the man, who she hadn’t previously met.

“He said “Hello” like he was going to put me through a wall,” says the woman.

“I don’t know what it was. But as soon as he wiped those pheromones on his neck and wrist, It sparked an animalistic fire inside me… knew I had to shag him… it wasn’t out of charity either,”

“He’s a shithouse dancer, a bit of an asshole and he kept interrupting me – so there’s no other reason why slept with him other than the Wipe On Sex Appeal.

As Australia’s leading pheromone whip, Wipe On Sex Appeal says pheromones are chemicals that send out subconscious scent signals to the opposite sex that naturally trigger attraction.

As their website claims, when a person “receives” the chemical-hormonal signals, they automatically, instinctively respond – without even realising what is drawing them to you.

The two have confirmed that they will not be seeing one another again.