Malcolm Turnbull Wins The Hearts And Minds Of The Bush By Calling The Nats ‘Pig Headed Scatterbrained Vacuous Fools’ Who Are ‘Fundamentally Eroding The Geometric Topology Of The Nation’s Coalition Agreement’

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

A former Prime Minister of the country has today lashed out at the current establishment.

After a week of mudslinging between the Libs and the Nats, Malcolm Turnbull has gone BANG!

The man who famously told the Nationals to stop rooting in parliament, has this week told the ABC that the ‘stupid’ Nationals were picking a fight over nothing.

Following that interview, Turnbull has confirmed to The Advocate that these loud mouth bogans are doing his head in.

“They are pig-headed scatterbrained vacuous fools who are dithering around the quagmire of political jousting to the detriment of the both the plebeian and patrician classes,” began Turnbull.

“And to be perfectly honest and frank, it’s fundamentally eroding the geometric topology of the nation’s coalition agreement on a gargantuan scale.”

With our reporter asking Malcolm to repeat himself a couple of times, he continued.

“They are giving the allegations of buffoonery some serious verisimilitude.”

“And I think that’s a disgraceful indictment upon the party that used to serve the country up great men from the bush.”

“Poets, thinkers, gentlemen.”

“This current lot of cacophonous louts need to pull their head in.”

Our reporter nodded.

No more to come.