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ONE NATION SENATOR MALCOLM Roberts has lashed out at NASA this morning, asking that they stop forcing ‘inappropriate’ and ‘pro-immigration’ moon phases upon the people of Australia.
Mr Roberts is spearheading the campaign to outlaw the controversial crescent moon phase, as he feels that it’s not an Australian moon and the population shouldn’t be forced to endure it.
“This is just another example of the Islamification of Australia,” he said. “First it was Halal, then it was the Islamic schools. Now it’s our moon.”
While the 61-year-old concedes that the crescent moon phase has been a part of the planet’s celestial geography for millions of years, he explains that it’s only recently become an issue because of how the Muslim world has adopted it as a symbol of hate.
Earlier this week, Roberts penned a letter to NASA that asked them to stop the crescent moon from appearing over Australia – also calling for a Royal Commission into the prevalence of it in our night time skies.
The National Aeronautics and Space Administration has yet to respond to the Senator’s letter, but they did, however, acknowledge that they’d received his list of demands.
More to come.