Magician Kicked Out Of Magic Community For Refusing To Engage In Pick Up Artistry

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A local professional magician has been violently booted out of the magic community after fellow members discovered he has healthy relationships with women in his life.

Ricardo Bianchi (36), a lifelong professional magician, has had his life turned upside down after his peers have discovered that he has positive views about women.

The incident occured last week when Ricardo was getting a drink with a fellow magician, known in the community only as 'Marco The Mischievous', like many in the industry, Marco also dabbles in the world of pick up artistry.

It was during this catch up that Ricardo let his feelings known about the art of tricking girls into letting you sleep with them.

"Yeah I'll be honest, those pick up artist types are kind've creepy, don't you think?" said Ricardo to a stunned colleague moments before he dropped his beer glass out of sheer frozen terror.

The bombshell admission prompted an emergency meeting of all magicians, illusionists and even a contingent of escape artists in Ricardo's hometown.

The community swiftly voted to exile Ricardo from all future marketing conference lunch time entertainment gigs, magician expos and RSL performances.

Several prominent illusionists released a joint statement condemning his “reckless disrespect for tradition.”

"We gave him a lot of leeway when he announced he's in a loving relationship.." said one magician.

"But actively attacking our distrust for women and genuine intimacy is a bridge too far"

Ricardo has since been spotted practicing card tricks alone in a park.