Lustre Of Sexy Old Car Immediately Ruined By Saggy Old Man Driving It

TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact

A local woman has found herself once again disappointed this morning after discovering the driver of a beautiful Mustang convertible was just another saggy old man living out some kind of casket rebellion.

Soph Reid (33) rolled her eyes as she walked away from the old codger whose eye failed to reopen after he winked at her.

“They say you should never meet your heroes,” Reid paused, visibly mourning the fantasy of a hot, mysterious driver.

“Well, they should also say that you should never meet the drivers of cars you like”

“Because they’re inevitably either just walking bone sacks, or absolute douche bags. There’s no in between.”

Over the course of the interview, Reid explained how this kind of thing has happened many times and she thinks she knows why.

“Well, think about it. Any normal, well adjusted guy my age isn’t going to be blowing $100k+ on a car is he?”

“So that leaves you with the retirees in denial about their mortality, or copy and paste real estate and finance bros.”

Reid left the interview saying she won’t give up hope of finding a hot car with an equally hot driver, after all, miracles can happen.