Local Young National doesn’t know what to believe in anymore

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact

A member of Betoota’s illustrious Young Nationals Club has had his world comprehensively rocked this today after the New Zealand government confirmed that leader Barnaby Joyce is a citizen of their country.

Sam Henley-Grange is currently sitting on the floor in his parent’s living room, staring up at the OLED television his father bought because David Warner told him to, watching Barnaby Joyce’s career unfolding before his eyes.

“This can’t be happening to me,” he said.

“I’ve got three fathers in my life. My biological father, God and Barnaby Joyce. This can’t be happening. It wasn’t supposed to end like this. Oh my God, Oh my God,”

“Barnaby has citizenship of a country that supports gay marriage and a country that subsidises farmers. Is this real life?”

The Advocate reached out to the Deputy Prime Minister’s office for comment but have yet to receive a reply.

More to come.