Local Women Quickly Become Friends By Bonding Over Their Endocrine Health Issues

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT

Two women meeting for the first time have quickly become fast friends, after a drunken discussion about the contraceptive pill led them to discovering they both suffer from endocrine issues.

Meeting through a mutual friend at a house warming this afternoon, Evie Harper, 32 and Camilla Rhodes, 34 soon found themselves bonding over a very specific issue of womanhood – having someone wrong with your hormones and being forced to go on the pill because there’s fuck all the doctor can do!

It’s alleged this topic of conversation came up when Evie revealed that her hair and skin were fucked after coming off the pill for the first time in fourteen years, which had actually hiding the fact that she was suffering from PCOS and didn’t even know it.

“Oh my god, I lost so much hair since coming off the pill, it’s been a fucking nightmare”, said Evie, as she removed a huge chunk of hair that had fallen onto the table, “I have back acne for the first time since I was a teenager.”

Camilla, who was eavesdropping but hadn’t really spoken to Evie yet, excitedly chimes in that she has fucked hormones too – PCOS and endometriosis!

“Yes, my hair’s falling out too! It used to be so much thicker”, laments Camilla, holding up what’s left of her pitiful ponytail, “I swear I’ve lost like, half of it.”

“But there’s literally nothing that can be done about it. HAHA!”

More to come.