Local Woman’s Spotify Wrapped Too Embarrassing To Be Shared

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A local woman has taken one look at her Spotify wrapped and come to the conclusion that it’s best if she keeps the results to herself, as it’s much too embarrassing to share to her Instagram story that she has the music taste of a teenager with undiagnosed adhd.

As she eagerly opened her Instagram app this morning to see what she’s spent the year listening to, Kate Lawson, 32 was devastated to learn that she’s really lame actually.

Like, really really lame.

With artists such as Drake, Limp Bizkit and the soundtrack to an animation series taking the top spots, Kate has determined it’s best if her followers didn’t know that side to her.

“Oh fuck me that’s embarassing I can’t share that to my story”, Kate muttered to herself, also noting that some random gangsta rap had also made it’s way up there, “I don’t remember listening to them THAT much.”

“Why is Drake always there? How does he do it every goddamn time?”

What’s more, is that her number one most listened to song is not only deeply embarrassing but also by a cancelled artist.

She also has the listening age of a 17 year old, apparently.

“Yeah nup, I’ll try again next year I suppose.”

More to come.