Local Woman Tricks Herself Into Thinking Blueberry Muffin Is The Healthier Option

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A local woman has chosen a blueberry muffin over a double-choc chunk cookie at her local café this morning, under the false belief that having tiny bits of fruit somehow cancels out all the sugar she was about to eat.

Emily Desmond, 28, who has been trying to get ahead of her New Year’s resolution to stop eating like shit, reportedly felt smug about her decision as she caught up with her mate Manisha this morning for a quick catch up before work.

Unfortunately her self satisfaction didn’t last long, when Manisha informed her that her healthy breakfast choice probably had as much sugar – or even more- than the chocolate option.

And yes, banana bread was just as bad.

“But what about the antioxidants, surely that makes it healthy”, queries Emily, “right?”

“Next you’ll be telling me Boost Juice isn’t healthy either!”

More to come.