Local Woman Rummages Fridge For Single Slice Of Cheese To Nibble On Like The Little Rat Girl She Is

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

For local woman Flo Langley [26], there is nothing that quells her insatiable desire for some salty carbohydrates than a single slice of processed cheese.

She’s a cliche, and she’s okay with that. Just like she knows she’s a cliche for loving the savvy b, pot plants and saying ‘I’m such a slut for…’ followed by [insert the following: ‘burrata, the humble ham cheese croissant, etc etc’]

Flo had originally bought a packet of swiss cheese with the sole intention of making some nice toasted sandwiches, but deep down, she knows it won’t be used for that.

For her heart desires a single slice of cheese to nibble on, preferably late at night.

In the darkness.

Like the little rat girl she is.

More to come.