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On Friday morning at 8:15am, local Betoota woman, Jennifer Ray was unassumingly sitting next to fellow passengers on their commute to work.
However, while her face betrayed no sign of emotion, the local sicko was reportedly churning through some fantasy novel filled smut.
The sexually explicit book which was cleverly disguised as, one could only guess, a fantasy novel, was a popular novel amongst women in their mid twenties to late thirties.
The romantacy novel grew in popularity on booktok and is now a common review for women’s book clubs around Betoota.
Jennifer, who has tried to stay off her phone whilst on her morning commute, has turned to alternative ways to avoid doom scrolling before work.
“I used to scroll and that’s really bad to do so early in the morning, at least, that’s what a tik tok told me.”
“So I’ve started reading and honestly, the way they write these sex scenes it just locks you right in, you start to forget it’s a woman having sex with a dragon” Jennifer told our reporter.
This certain genre of literature usually uses book covers with fantasy paraphernalia such as swords, shields, candles and maybe the odd horse to disguise the graphic sexual nature of the novel.
“To the naked eye it looked like I was reading another rip off of Lord of the Rings but I was really in fact reading about a goblin giving head to a fairy in an enchanted castle, gripping stuff” Jennifer shared with The Advocate.