Local Woman Pissed Enough To Accidentally Enjoy A Sucked Edamame Skin

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Jessie Turner thought she was holding it together this evening as she sat at dinner with her boyfriend’s friends. However, one simple and disgusting move revealed just how smashed she was. 

According to other guests at the dinner, the moment they noticed how drunk she was was when Turner mistakenly started eating from the bowl of discarded edamame bean skins, and then was too incoherent to even notice that they had noticed. 

“We kind of just sat there looking at each other wondering if we should say something.. But figured we’d just wait and then if they’re still dating in a year we’ll bring it up as a lol.” One of the friends told The Advocate after the dinner. 

When asked about her Japanese bean debacle the next day, an oblivious Turner was “absolutely mortified.” 

“No.. I didn’t. Omg. Come to think of it, they were kinda slimy..” 

Turner’s boyfriend, Chris, didn’t seem too bothered by her actions, saying it’s a vast improvement from her last dinner, “well she didn’t call anyone the N word this time, so that’s good.” 

More to come.