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Local Woman Left With One Oversized Bicep After 6 Months With Her Oversized Water Bottle
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EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local woman has been left dealing with some severe body asymmetry, after several months of lifting her 2 litre bottle of water multiple times a day, every day, it’s reported.
Penny Banner, 28, known thirsty girl, is said to have gotten hard into the Stanley cup trend last year, with her mates regularly joking that she can’t be separated from her emotional support water bottle.
And though it’s been a harmless joke, Penny now finds herself facing the repercussions of her addiction to hydration, after a mate pointed out that she was rocking the Popeye look – with her right bicep now being disproportionately oversized in comparison to the left one.
It’s alleged Penny has now bought a second oversized water bottle, and will alternate between drinking out of both of them.
More to come.