Local Woman Left Clutching Her Pearls After Gay Mate Lets Her See The Kind Of Messages He Gets On Grindr

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A woman who thought blokes on Tinder were forward was left clutching her pearls last night, after a catchup with the gay bestie saw her getting her first ever glimpse into the world of gay dating apps.

Arriving at Kel’s with a bottle of cheap  plonk in hand, Julie Mathieson, 32, had been ready for a low key night of bitching about their toxic workplace and planning a podcast idea, when a second bottle of plonk was introduced, the music videos were put on the telly, and the conversation naturally went down a more raunchy path.

I.e the perfect kind of evening.

Complaining about her lack of dating prospects and the gross unsolicited messages she received on Tinder, Julie was shocked to discover that apparently they pale in comparison to Grindr messages, which are somehow even more upfront and creative than a straight bloke asking ‘what u up to?’ at 2am.

“Oh hun you think that’s bad, look at mine”, Kel had laughed, as he whipped out his phone, “half of them don’t even say hello.”

Sculling the dregs of her savvy b, Julie read out loud the latest message in Kel’s inbox sent by a bloke called ‘Micklovesdik’, who’s bio simply says ‘Vers and uncut.’

“Hey Kel, what’s your address?? I’ll come over and %$&* your *&%^ with my &^%*”

“Let me open your ^&*#.”

“Jesus Christ Kel.”

More to come.