Local Woman Gives Up On Wearing A Beanie After It’s Franga Tip Refuses To Flatten

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

Letting out a couple of expletives, a frustrated Leah Hughes tries in vain to adjust her beanie without it looking fucking stupid.

She wasn’t really a ‘beanie girl’ but after spotting it in a bargain bin at Myer, she’d figured it would make a cute little accessory for winter. Plus, it would be perfect for hiding her greasy mop on the days she can’t be bothered washing her hair.

But after putting it on this morning, Leah finds herself struggling to place it in a way that doesn’t make her look like a human condom. However, if she angles it back too far, it makes her forehead look so big, you can project a movie onto it.

Pushing aside her hopes to look like one of those cute Tumblr girls circa 2012, Leah throws the beanie back into the drawer and chucks her hair in a bun instead.

More to come.